Pay raise, demystified

Recently, at work, I heard a lot of people wondering why managers in their company do not realize they should be given a pay raise.

Consider stock prices; if a prediction from analysts reveals that a stock price will raise from 90 to 100 euro end of next week, what is the stock price value today?

Of course, it’s 100 euro. If you check, it’s immediately adjusted.

When the announced expected change occurs, it won’t change the stock price. If the price would change, it will be because of another prediction for the week after.

It’s the announcement, or the idea, or the precious information about the close term future that affects the current stock market value.

Now think about your salary. Has it ever occurred to you that your boss called you at the end of the year, maybe during the Christmas party, giving you a strong handshake and a letter with a bonus or a pay raise announcement right from the forthcoming pay check ?

To me it happened. More than once, in my working life.

Did you thought it was a matter of kindness, a Christmas gift because the year was good?

You thought wrong, I think (you fool).

That raise was because of your company evaluation of your potential market value for the new upcoming year, and not for your already given effort.

Maybe because of your already given effort, your market value had changed, and as they realized that in terms of effective amount of business and money you could bring them in the forthcoming brand new year.

It’s never a matter of rewarding you, it’s a matter of keeping you in.

In order to prevent someone else from calling you and taking you for just the few amount of extra money your company has not given you yet, your employer raises your salary according to the new business plan.

The same applies when your employer is not giving you any raise (when others get it), or even commences to somehow manage to lower it. This is a good indication that they probably already know that your position is in trouble in the upcoming future, that you are out of company business games or simply that they prefer you to leave.

Thus, lowering your bonuses or blocking you salary would ease your choice of choosing an “at least equal” offer.

You current salary is not an evaluation of you now, nor a rewarding for your hard work; it’s already an expression of an evaluation of you in the near future.

As a result, it’s normally useless to ask your boss for a pay raise unless you don’t have real evidence that they are missing some point (e.g. you had another better offer from a competitor). There is a chance they had not “adjusted” you yet because of “bad timing”, but they anyway will have a “retention try” if you are worth of.

So, think about what your company is telling with tuning your salary or bonuses or incentives, then make your choice.

It’s extremely important you have at least as much as information as your employer about your business potential. Just carefully read indicators (“Oh, I was about to ask for more money and they cut my company car benefit!” someone told me once).

Would you consider a good move seeking for a job interview and working off your frustration by telling the new potential employer that “you want to leave your company as they failed recognizing you potential as they never gave you a pay raise since the day of your hiring?”.

Be as much as possible aware not only of your market value, of the business you can generate, but also of messages you receive and give away.

Are you are covering a key positions that could open opportunities to your employer or are you one of a team already sold for a cheap fixed three years turn key contract?

In the first case, just figure out how much your position could be worth of and ask for a huge raise. In the second case you have to options: be silent, grab the few money and wait for better times (which is no option for me), or try to give your employer new information about your effective market value.

Do you look happy or do you never miss a chance of telling others that your employer is crazy, as he do not realize how good you are?

Try convincing others that they had not really considered exactly your potential and market opportunities you could bring them, that they had missed some fundamental part of the equation. You must be very practical and really bring some real unexpected tangible opportunity.

Then, you can maybe ask for an adjustment.

Don’t look ridiculous to job market. Always measure your expectations with your effective market value. And never ever think it’s personal, that your company forgot about you or whatever other idiot reasoning.

Would you forget about your right wheel if you were a Formula 1 driver? I don’t think so.

Well, your employer would not forget even about the hidden microscopic invisible sticker behind the rear view mirror, if it’s worth some money.

But of course she’s not willing to pay it as a durable heavy rain wheel, as the race can be run and won even without it.

Are you a sticker? Find out how to convince your boss that is much better having stickers paid for ads and that sucking wheels do not really matter.

Are you saying it is difficult? Well, not more that turning a sticker into a wheel, imho.

Good luck.

 

Addendum

Some others tell me about the fact that a pay raise is due as a result of workload increase. Normally there are two ways of selling workload increase to employees: changing the employee label (e.g. ‘from today you are no more a technician, you are a “key” technician, that mean that in our company you belong to a new mail distribution list and you name is bold in presentation slides’) or giving small bonuses. Bonuses shall be agreed at the very beginning, but be careful.

When workload increase is not a responsibility increase, company does not owe you any money, they are simply using you (as a resource) more effectively, so forget asking for a pay raise.

 

Can’t remember the name of

So, you showed up every morning on time, passed the badge and brilliantly did what your client asked you to do.

So you have been very kind and prompt with your manager the two or three times during the year he called you to ask for an information, a couple of slides, a short document including the key technologies you are good at.

So you never complained about money, never missed a single day on strike, never argued with anybody.

So you even participated at every Christmas meeting, kindly smiling to everyone, and three years ago you even told your name and two or three words about what you are working on with the CEO.

So you accepted to train and tutorage the three young colleagues entering your project area in the past 5 years.

So you even won the team building game during that human resources event occurred (maybe) 14 months ago, being the first to complete that funny tall building using only pieces of paper.

Good.

So you still wonder why so far you are still in the cul-de-sac of your project, you have not been assigned to any leading role or responsibility; your manager (who recently changed) has difficulties to remember your name?

How could this be?

Well, my friend, this is because what you mentioned above have been done by other 2000 of colleagues.

Now, it’s time to be remarkable. You played good soccer so far, as well as the majority of all the players in you big league.

Now be the first to score three consecutive goals while dancing, invent your personal brand new tackle nobody else can do equally, and change the rules of the game.

Possibly before the referee whistles for the end, please.

 

A perfect way to waste your time

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If you ask people what they would do if they lost their job, the very first common answer is seeking the follwing crap waste boxes formerly known as:

Monster
TrovoLavoro
StepStone
EasyJob
etc…
etc…
etc…

Mediocre and desperate guys keep seeking everyday in these places, as if the answer would come only from here.
They are BULLSHIT, and sticking on using them is a comfortable way to shut down you brain and surrend.
Believe me, these are effective ways to waste time.
I would also recommend you to unsubscribe from automatic job agents spamming you mail.

Recession lead to fake, unattractive, and sometimes even outlawed companies entering any kind of absurd nonsense job posting with the only result that you face and resume is stored in millions of database, bringing nothing to you and counting only for the web site statistic counters.

My sister is a recently top graduated young physicist.

If the best way for her to find a job were seeking the same web site a 35 years old man would use, then there must probably be something wrong.

Nobody, dear sister, should waste a single minute on these web sites.

I would recommend  a brilliant recently graduated in a recession period (like my sister) to read these slides from a 23 years old clever guy who changed the perspective and decided to break from the mainstram followers line.

View more documents from choehn.

I would summarize this with a most general “dont’ join a  (loooooong) recession queue, find your way to SKIP it”

For an old pal with some grey hairs as I am, the problem is hunting a career shift, not just a job. I would post soon on this, recommending effective ways to proactively and not passively hunting what you are looking for.

Check this out!

Creative is who creatively lives

Togheter with a friend/colleague/deskmate I am participating to an innovation contest.
We are asked to invent something related to gps and satellite technologies, an idea to improve people life.
You don’t realize how difficult is inventing something new.
I said NEW. No no no, that’s not new, I mean something never seen before.
Get it? Right.
Some good ideas came up, but they suddenly died at the question: would you buy this?

I wonder, what when HR asks you about your being a creative guy?
Do they mean if you can invent? I don’t think so. I think they mean if something else.
First, there is nothing you can invent from zero, you agree?
You can change, shape, bend, turn, toggle, shake upside down so that you cannot recognize what you started from. But the world already has all you need. But you need to find it.
Searching is being creative.  Seeking shelfs is  not.

Tell yourself, I am an EXPLORER. I am CURIOUS. I want to OPEN UP everthing and see it inside.

Inventing is not mandatory, though.

Today I bought my first flash for the camera. Someone else invented it for me. But now let’s see what I can do with it.

P.S.

This post is dedicated to Claudio, who reads my blog. He is experiencing somehow the desert at work, but I tell him: “Man, you are a sailor, you can FIND the wind at any time”.

My name is Gladiator

Sometimes,  the project is a real fight. Stakeholders starts arguing, passing the stress caused by someone, to someone else.

Under pressure, you tend to forget emphatizing with people who normally cooperates and you have been considering cooperative so far.

You risk to fall involuting into a severe and risky series of mistakes. Read this and promise you will never permit other to feel this way.

I wrote this italics for myself some years ago promising I would have never slipped again. It’s hard, but the real winning Gladiator is the one able to avoid this.

“You change your attitude, you get aggressive. You look for a scapegoat, someone to blame. You need him!!!!

It mostly happens purely in your mind, nobody else realize. They simply see you as a moodiness guy having a bad day.

And when your boss calls you for a status update, you literally shower him with issues he is not willing to listen to.

Chiefs are seldom in a bad mood. Their guys are. Would you really like to ruin your boss good day? Too late, you did.

Then it gets late, you are all alone in the office, still sending looong mails explaining it was not your fault (it was the fu@@ bstrd guy from other department  fault!!).

And you include a loooong list of cc readers, each covering a role higher than yours.

Finally, you try to recall the most irritating mail, you fail.

You start feeling bad, you feel deeply sorry, sad, angry, blaming this awful job and wondering why nobody notice you deserve to work in a better place”

The game rules the rules of the game

Are you consulting for a big firm? Are you consulting at big client organization?

Then maybe you are wondering the wrong questions (and certainly you are meeting guys doin so).

That’s good, fast, TRUE , commentary by Michael Wade, here you should shape your mind on.

I am reporting it to you right here. We all should learn from Michael, good excercise to provide add ons to his list.

 

 

 

Logic: It’s a minor item. It should breeze past the board.
 

Experience: Major items breeze. Minor items crawl. They’ll devote prolonged debate to the minor issues because they think they know something about the topic.

 

Logic: It’s a sensitive assignment. They’ll want the best person for the job.
 
Experience: No, they’ll want someone they can trust. Competence is optional.
 
Logic: Every possible point has been made. The committee will want to vote.

Experience: Dream on. A decision will not be made until everyone who cares to do so has commented on those points.
Logic: They’ll want their employees to have information so a good decision can be made.

Experience: They’ll want their employees to have their officially approved information so an officially approved decision will be assured.

Logic: They’ll want justice.

Experience: They’ll want victory.

Always recheck the equations

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When performing analisys calculations, consultants should better recheck and verify all the equations.

European candidates faces are all around here in Italy. Politicians almost everywhere, fat smiling faces looking at you, giving their message.
I found a very idiot one in Venice that gives me the possibility to discuss about this post.
I will translate for you the stupid motto in the image: “independency -> lot of money” followed by

more services
less taxes
———-
Welfare

Are people going to believe that? Some will do.
More services means more wealth, that is obvious.
But while more taxes does not necesserely imply more services and wealth (especially in Italy), less taxes means definetely more money in your pocket but LESS for the common services,
then less common wealth.

This means the correct meaning of this is:

more services (paid by someone else) means more wealth (for you, not for others paying for your service)

Orienteering

We are going to die, someday. No matter how long we lived, we will always have regrets for things we hadn’t done. Even Frank Sinatra had a few of them.

When planning your career steps you should think the same (in scale): what would I like to do mostly before leaving this company?

Are you planning to reach a CEO position? Are you aiming to have a date with the nice assistant in the entrance. More seriously, are you going to experience something your consulting firm can give you?

Well, anytime you go for a career path update you should better keep your priority list in mind. You’d better know where you want to go. The alternative is going home with targets someone else decided for you, maybe your boss or the HR manager who cares nothing about you (and all about the company).

Draw your map, take it with you. Ask them indications and a pair of boots. Don’t let them recommend you what is good to sightseeing.